No you aren't, if you were stupid you'd be a pile of goo on the floor that makes noises, you can do more than that so you aren't stupid, and useless is definitely a no bc if you were useless you wouldn't have so many people loving you right now, you aren't useless or stupid, stop telling yourself that

ok..
(Yes I am.)

Dude, it's fine, don't apologize cause you don't need to, you shouldn't stay awake tonight, we can do this another time, it's fine
(Remember that you aren't stupid and you aren't useless)

Sorry-

Nah, I don't know