Mario kart 8 deleuxe explaind by an idiot

Aha you just got your Nintendo switch----- F#CK YOU-
Let me geuss.you got the deluxe version beacouse your ghetto as he!! And you really don't want to waste 2 years of your life just to get all characters? Same 🕶.
Play 50 cc 100 cc 150 cc mirror mode 200 cc ALL THE F#CKING CC'S- To get 3 stars in each cup. Cant do that and always end up in 9th place?

HAHA-
Search up videos on youtube for a good tutorial.

That way you can learn how to properly take care of the screaming children in your basement-

Pro tip: Never use a motorcycle in the game. If you do so, DRIFTING WOULD BE LIKE IF YOU WANTED TO DRIFT IN HEL-

Sincerely,

Hugh janus (Formaly known as, Monkey aniis)

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