Through phone :Your welcome my very cool friend

Papyrus: (huge gasp)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THANK YOU SO MUCH

Me : ITS A FREE WORLD LET HIM EAT THE KETCHUP IF HE WANT KETCHUP LET HIM BE!
Bellatrix : You both need help like seriously ketchup at least papyrus agrees with me it ruins your teeth and it also gives sugar rushes to the mind and also it would also wouldn't hurt to work out or at least practice your attacks or dodging or something to get rid of the piped up energy. And you rose (yanks collar of shirt) stop eating those God damn cookies same as I said to sans Ill lay off you for now but wait until I get you in two weeks.
Me : (gives a big box of grilby ketchup to sans) there you go sans and also ( takes out wallet and gives him
50000 g)
So papyrus I also have something for you!( Gives him a mega large undyne action figure with the Spears )
there have a bontastic day sans and papyrus!

Sans: (proceeds to eat ketchup like soup)
Papyrus: im fine, really

Bellatrix: ya sure papyrus cause you sure as hell don't look like it. Or sound like it for that matter and gaster if you need a person to talk to y'know I'm the demon gal to talk to k? And my say to sans lay off the ketchup it makes you ruin your teeth and your health for that matter I already have to deal with a Oreo nutcracker
Me: I'm here you know
Bellatrix : oh no IDC