"Square up." (read desc)

ayo I'm 9, right? ok, ok, this 12 year old gonna walk up to me and say, "kid, you cant fight." while I'm punching a punching bag. and I do MMA. so I said "sqaure up." he tried and tried to lay a hit on me. the sadness. he couldnt even touch me by a centimeter. I kick him. he says "OW!! Thats all?!' now I'm comfused. and then I said " you said 'thats all' when you said ow?! are you a idio--nevermind." and then I punch him. he falls. and he goes to throw a BOWLING BALL at my HEAD. I dodged and then he threw a rock at me. it hit me and gave me a little bruise after. I knock him, right? okay, yeah. he starts running. I said "now who cant fight?". then story over.

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