Only true camp camp fans will understand this song

Btw this song is from camp camp end credits
Verse 1]
Yo, I beat cancer like Michael Jackson's father
Now I'm back in the water
Time to raise the Jolly Roger
Still got a following like I'm the Dalai Lama
Had to come back hotter than the purifying sauna
Yo, I went through the drama but now it's a new day
Bill collectors used to call, now I pay them before the due date
I stuck around like Trump's toupee
Flow killer like a Jonestown, cup of Kool-Aid
I'm so uphill like Kim-Jon Il, if I had no skill they'd say this song kills
Got a pocket full of change and a couple of small bills
But they still think I'm bald like Lex in Smallville
Richie Branson out-singing the camp leaders
Deadly in the ring they call me the champ beater
Cult following like a fancy clad preacher
I'm too fast they can't keep up

[Chorus]
Follow me, Follow me, Follow me, Follow me
No matter what I say they follow me, follow me
Going broke just to pay to follow me, follow me
Gotta drink the Kool-Aid to follow me, follow me
Follow me, Follow me, follow me, follow me
No matter what I say they follow me, follow me
Going broke just to pay to follow me, follow me
Gotta drink the Kool-Aid to follow me, follow me

[Verse 2]
*Ahem* Please listen to my sermon
It's pretty urgent that you make it to the service
We gotta get you clean, please swallow this detergent
Or better yet this poison that we use to kill the vermin
Please excuse the murderous intention
But I'm not Ted Bundy or Orenthal Simpson but more like
A Marshal Applewhite with a vision if you follow my religion then you'll get to see ascension
I gained weight still sagging in the new size, I see them hating
They just ragging on the new guy
And that's why I'll be happy when my crew dies, oops!
I meant flies like rapidly through blue skies
They call me Vlad I'm impaling them
And if you miss the plate pass for cash then you can mail it in
And if the check's big enough you'll see an alien
Cult personality filling up every stadium

[Chorus]
Follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me
No matter what I say they follow me, follow me
Going broke just to pay to follow me, follow me
Gotta drink the Kool-Aid to follow me, follow me
Follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me
No matter what I say they follow me, follow me
Going broke just to pay to follow me, follow me
Gotta drink the Kool-Aid to follow me, follow me

I, for One, Welcome Our Robot Overlords

Camp Camp: Season 2 (Music from the Rooster Teeth Series) (2020)
1.
Cult of Personality
2.
I, for One, Welcome Our Robot Overlords
3.
The Bard's Tale
10.
Finally, I Got to Make a Space Kid Song!
12.
Outro Outro ( From "Camp Camp" )
14.
Christmas Christmas (Or Whatever)

slimey_inc 161
4 years ago
I think “new day” should be “due date”

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