The story of Dave

Dave is going to burn his neighborhood down. He is doing this because he dropped his ice cream cone and then a squirrel ate it and ran. He starts on his house, his sister screams "NO DAVE! PLEASE LET US LIVE" but then Dave shoots her. He then shoots the dog and pours gasoline on the stove, once his mom wakes up she goes to make some eggs, she turns on the stove and is immediately incinerated. He moves to the house next to him and rings the door bell. They open the door only to be met with an rpg, 10 feet away from them. They don't even have time to scream before Dave fires the rpg and blows up the house. Then he sees the squirrel that ate his ice cream cone. He punches it to death. Then he goes to the gun powder factory and shoots at one of the conveyer belts. The entire building explodes and every one in a 10 km radius dies instantly. This factory is also next to the countries capital city. Daves total body count is 8 million. The end
(This isn't my oc dave)

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