Odds Comedy Act
Hey, Why did the bike fall over? IT WAS TWO TIRED!
Why did the girl throw the clock? SHE WANTED TIME TO FLY!
Why do they say "break a leg" when you go on stage? BECAUSE EVERY SHOW HAS A CAST!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? BECAUSE IF THEY FLEW OVER THE BAY, THEY WOULD BE BAGELS!
What do you call fake pasta? AN IMPASTA!
What do you call a fish without eyes? A FSH!
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? SNEAKERS!
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain? HE READ THE WEATHER FORECAST YOU IDIOT
(Feel free to use these jokes idrc...)
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