Spamton (in his mind): no! No! Leave me alone! I just want to be [freedom]! Please! I beg you! This brings me [excruciating pain] because of my [poor life decisions], and I want it to stop! I want [a refund] and start again!

Neo: ehehehhhh hello you [pathetic item]
Have you miss me [after. I was there]
Well you kind of [didn’t know] about that
So anyways I want to make a [incredible deal]
To become another [BIG SHOT!!!]
But this time it’s going to be [Limited time offer]
That mean’s…..
Your [hyperlinked blocked] and you [silly string] Friends Will not help you this [date]
All you Gotta do is just [sign] an [limited time] contract and then we’ll have the [fun all you need]
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

:P

Cool!