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hOw dArE yOu

To dark odd:

I hope you go up to pet a dog and ask to pet it and the owner says it’s ok but it’s that type of dog that does not allow people to pet it and bites your cabbage hand off and the blood spews out eternally while I sit there and watch with a smile on my face

Because I WAS that dog!!
Yes and I am enjoying that cabbage

Odd: "What did I do to you?"