Rabbi storys: Walk bitch walk

There was a guy he said do you want to walk with me?
I said yes so we were walking down the cream street and he randomly tried to kill me so
We walked back to my house and I said bye and he said it back so I went to sleep.
And next day the sky was blood red and when it was raining the rain was blood and I freaked out! I said fuck it and went out and he was there. I went to go get more food he was there. So when I was eating my choco chip cookies with milk he was there.
So I ate my last one and he started creepily touching me. And I was like BRO GET THE FUCK OFFA ME IM TRYNA WATCH POKEMON BITCH. So he was confused and I said LOOK AT THE TV ASSHOLE!. and when the time was 8 the got in the bed with me and started snuggling on me and loving me and I was confused.so I said why are you on me? And he said cuz of Ur cute pajamas. And I was crying in joy when he said i was cute so then I got turned little somehow and he picked me up and put me in his pocket and when we got at his house he put a hamster cage and he put me in it and pet me and closed the door so I was confused again. Was I his long lost pet? Was I his lost child? Am I asking my self these questions? So then I was living in his house forever... The end of part 1.

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