I mean I’m an extremely tough acorn to crack. It’s called being immortal. Squashed head? Repairs in seconds. Yeeted out of existence? Can teleport back into existence. Almost Shot? I can have a demonic shield barrier anywhere I want. I would protect my girlfriend from the cold using the barriers if I could, but I’d be shown as a superhuman and she’d maybe break up with me. That would be sad, but not too sad since I’m following courting rules.

Me, I’m next.

Not me

China is next

Anime girl is next she's a bad person

Not me...