Sooooo, something happened at school yesterday.

My street neighbor who goes to the same school as I do, showed me a picture. But not just any picture, the most confusing one I’ve ever seen. Even more confusing than mind illusions that are most likely being played on me. This picture was taken by some “Ella” person who secretly snapped a photo of me without my consent, posted it on social media, added sparkle effects, and had a hashtag of “#love”. Excuse me? I already have a girlfriend! I told my girlfriend the next day because she wasn’t absent. She was just “Nope, no, no” and I agreed with her. I don’t love someone I don’t know…or maybe agape them (selfless love). I love who I trust most, and that is my family and girlfriend.

Oh yeah, and I’m totally not being chased by a bunny rabbit who strolls down my school halls and chases me in the snow trying to kill me and so I had to install hacks on my watch to gain access to the security cameras even though I could simply blast it away with my demonic powerrrrrr…umms, I didn’t say anything about demonic powers. Nyope.

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