Today’s news report

people
:WHAT DID THE PEASANT SAY!!!
puncho:nothing!!
People:TELL US PLEASE
puncho:fine
Puncho:they said I’m fat I eat to much carrots and coco is going to cancel the wedding
Oh tho you have no wedding when she comes back she’s gonna kill
You and say your ugly
Stop eating so much...
*The peasants look at peasant number 1*
Peasant number 1: *eats bag of chips*what I was just being honest!

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