PLEEK THAT WAS WILD (MAJOR SPOILERS)

I JUST READ 'Dead Inside's by Chandler Morrison AND IT WAS THE WILDEST BOOK I EVER READ OMFG (SPOILERS)
I WAS MAKING FUN OF THE MC FOR LITERALLY THE WHOLE BOOK BC I KEPT TWISTING HIS WORDS TO SOUND GAY
THE MAIN CHARACTER IS A TOTAL RAGING EMO MYSOGINIST AND A NECROPHILE LIKE PICK A STRUGGLE
HIS LOVE INTEREST EATS ABORTIONS AND DEAD FETUSES BC HER PET FERRET SUFFOCATED HER BROTHER TO DEATH WHEN SHE WAS 6 AND HE WAS A BABY AND SHE FOUND HIS BODY

AND OH MY FUCKING GOD THE BOOK IS SATIRE AND ITS WRITTEN LITERALLY LIKE THE WORST FANFIC YOUVE EVER READ BUT THERES ALSO MOMENTS WHERE THE WRITING AND CHARACTERIZATION IS CLEARLY PROFESSIONAL (towards the end it's better)

AND OH MY GOD ME CALLING THE MC GAY RIGHT??? WHEN HES ADAMENTLY THE STRAIGHT GUY "IM NOT GAYYY👺" BUT THE LOVE INTEREST GETS PREGNANT WITH HIS KID, THE BABY DIES AND SHE ON HER FUCKING DEATH BED PERFORMS A C SECTION ON HERSEFL AND HE FUCKS HER AFTER SHE DIES ITS WILD AND THEN. OH MY GOD. AND THEN.
THE LOVE INTEREST IS DEAD IT WAS WILD AND HER FUCKING HUSBAND GETS HOME AND GUESS WHAT THE LITERAL LAST LINE IN THE FUCKING BOOK IS???
"I hope he likes sloppy seconds."
OH MY GOD THE MAIN CHARACTER CAME OUTTT🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈IM SO PROUD OF HIMMM🥰🥰🥰🥰I SHITTED AND SCREAMPT FUNNIEST BOOK IVE EVER READ I HOOTED N HOLLERED

I SCREENSHITED THE WILDEST PARTS (and the fruitiest parts) NA DI FORGOT TO MENTION::
-theres a fucking scene whe the mc is fucking a dead body and he PURPOSELY MAKES THE dead body FART N BURP AND HE MOANS AT IT how did I forget Abt this the fuck
-the love interest has ate her own vomit when she was 13
-theres frequent conversations between mc and love interest about songs and literature and how smart and different and not understood they both are
-the mc sucked an unconscious girls toes
-the mc admitted to jacking off to the night of the living dead
-The love interest can speak 6 different languages,