(Me) “WHAT FOR!?!?!?!” (Cop) “Because you got a robber on video. Its for that.”
(Me) *makes a video about the check*

(Cop) “A check of.... 1 million dollars.”

(Cop) “We need your email to send you a check.”
(Me) “Excuse me? What check!?”

(Its the cops) “Uhhh hi!
What do you need?”

*sleeps peacefully*
*hears knock on door* “Huh?” “This early?”