Kakoshi : nice to meet you too
Me : *comes in* hi ho- KAKOSHI WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE FUTURE !!!!!
Kakoshi : as long a-
Me : YOU WERE GONNA SAY "as long as dad and mom don't see me" WELL THEY ARE HERE
Kakoshi : oh...SHIT

Me irl : Nice to meet you.

Kakoshi : ok well my name's Kakoshi

Me irl : Call me Gabrielius Majkov. Or Gabby, Gab, Gabrielius.

Kakoshi : oh what are you scared of...let me guess your name...creation...ark...or arc but yeah it's hard i don't know u