A conversation I just had with my friend

Liam! Liam bro my throat hurts like hell!
Liam: who’s dick where you sucking on?
BITCH! I HAD YOUR MOMMA GAWKING ON MINE THOUGH!
Liam: she can't gawk on 2 inches Jake.
That’s why she rejected your dads.
Liam: that’s why she turns the blind eye in your presence.
That’s why your mom didn’t have you for your dad.
Liam: … imma beat your ass. I’m coming to your place right now!
You can’t come here! I have my Rottweiler outside!
Liam: lucky piece of shit!

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