Comebacks Ive been writing for a while:

"you're dumb"
At least I have a brain
"You're gay"
At least I can bend and buckle but not break.
"Fucker"
At least I've fucked.
"I fucked your nan last night"
My nan is a pile of ashes and its the wettest oussy your ever gonna get.
"Go to hell"
At least I can get of my sofa.
"Nerd"
At least I'm smart, you on the other hand...
"Asshole"
At least my ass isn't as flat as yours.

That's not all of them, the rest get out of hand.

  German Empire

♡lumii!♥︎

yes but idc what other people think

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  ♡lumii!♥︎

Ppl call you this?!

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