Why 5 is the gayest number

Long long ago,me and two of my friends Tommy and dabeon were assigned this aquifer project,and so tommy fucks up the thing bu pulling out the straw,se we had to use MY pencil to redig the hole and Tommy said it was gay,we laughed so hard my stomach hurt,and this all happended at group 5,and to this day,is why 5 is the gayest number