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Danny: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Ace: You mean literally or figuratively?
Danny: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

Ace: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Danny: What did you do?
Ace: Nobody died.
Danny: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Danny, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Ace: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

Danny: Am I in trouble?
Ace: Take a guess.
Danny: No?
Ace: Take another guess.

Danny: What are your goals?
Ace: To pet all the dogs.
Danny: No, fitness goals.
Ace: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

Danny: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Ace: Killed without hesitation.
Danny: No.

Danny, talking to Ace on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Ace: You bet!
Danny: At what temperature?
Ace: 535.
Danny: That's the clock.
Ace:
Danny:
Ace: 536.

Danny: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Ace:
Ace: Danny, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Danny: *Sips coffee from bowl*

Danny: *Accidentally hits Ace in the face*
Danny: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Danny: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Ace: What’s wrong with you?!

Danny: It’s dark in here
Ace: Don’t worry dude I got this
Ace: *Stomps their feet*
Ace: *Skechers light up*

Danny: Okay, truth or dare?
Ace: Truth
Danny: How many hours have you slept this week?
Ace:
Ace: ...Dare
Danny: Go to bed.
Ace: I don’t like this game.

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