The craziest thing just happened to me
I was sleeping in my toaster for data to deliver Easter eggs when I saw someone trying to put stuff that isn't mine into my house. I was awake, waiting to wake up but I ran left because they crawling north-north. My leg blew up halfway so I ate Florence nightingale who had just turned born. The man I tried to get caught me and so I kicked his toe as my face was near his nose. Soon I didn't escape so I got back in my toaster and never went back to wake up

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