One day I was asleep
I heard a puppy yapping
Can't stand dogs
Who interrupt my napping
So I went to have a chat with Odie
Told the puppy dog he ought to hit the road
He said, "No way"
Tried to contradict me
That was when the little puppy licked me
Oh, how I want to kick and clobber
When I get covered with doggy slobber
But I was polite as I was able
And I kicked the doggy off the table
Landed on the floor, right in a heap
Next time, he won't interrupt my sleep
The guy I lived with got real sore
I said, "Hey, what are puppies for?"

i have never heard the Garfield rap on the series Garfield and Friends and i’m glad i haven’t

Wait I’ve got an actual question, opinion on the Garfield rap on the series Garfield and Friends?

not gonna happen!

they’re gross and gross