Glitched (ErrorRobby)

lol

Rose: Robby i checked your-

Robby: mom can i get a ride?

Rose: NO. I checked your browsing history.

Robby: okay. I was honestly trying to spell “pianist” and then all of a sudden it all just popped up and i did not know that was gonna happen- *looking worried*

Rose: im talking about these. *pulls out paper*

Robby: what-

Rose starts to read what he searched up*

Rose: “ how to hit your grandma? “

Robby: that was a pretty good idea.

Rose: “ is it ilegal to hit your grandma? “

Robby: turns out.. yes it is.

Rose: “are old women strong? “

Robby: okay that one wasn't clear..

Rose: “how much does a hit-man cost?”

Robby: $10,000

Rose: “how to make $10,000 fast?”

Robby: it wasnt very helpful-

Rose: “how much is 3 nickels?”

Robby: not that much-

Rose: “where do i get a hit-man for 15 cents?”

Robby: There is none..

Rose: I JUST DONT GET IT. “Are teachers allowed to date students?”

Robby is sweating*

Robby: they are not.

Rose: “what does consent mean?”

Robby: that one wasnt clear either..

Rose: “is mr. Turner single?”

Robby: he’s not.

Rose: “who’s mr turners wife?”

Robby: some dog named stepphanie.

Rose: “Do you go to jail if you cheat on your wife?”

Robby: you dont!

Rose: “will a hitman take out 2 people?”

Robby: Grandma and stepphanie.

Rose: THIS IS RIDICULOUS. “Will i go to jail if i hire a hitman?”

Robby: i will.

Rose: “do you get to take showers with other people in jail?”

Robby: you do.

Rose: “what happens in the shower at jail?”

Robby: woahhhhh

Robby is spinning*

Rose: “things that people go to jail for?”

Robby: Robbing banks.

Rose: “what does robbery mean?”

Robby: to steal stuff.

Rose: “what is the closest bank to my house?”

Robby: down the street.

Rose: THIS IS CRAZY! Where do you need a ride to?

Robby smiles*

Robby: The U.S bank.

Robby has a empty money bag and a glock*

(This happened when robby was 7 btw)

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