storytime !! cus yea

so I was sitting on the bleachers in gym (keep in mind this happened 10 minutes ago) and I shifted where I was sitting to a little bit more below the bleachers. Meaning I shifted from the very top to the middle. With that, I moved again because my back hurt, but lo and behold, my phone, which was, at the time, sitting on my lap, falls underneath the bleachers. And this is the only word that popped in my head: shit. Because I was screwed at the moment. I still had 15 minutes until I had to go to math class but I didn’t know where my phone fell. Awkwardly, I looked under where I was sitting, but to no avail. So I sat there for about 5 minutes not knowing what to do. Because if it wasn’t obvious already, I’m antisocial. People seeing me reach under the bleachers, nay, look under the bleachers was pure agony. Because… they could judge me. Or some shit. Idk. Also keep in mind that a bunch of people were roller skating, so they weren’t paying attention to me. And the people next to me were talking to each other. But I still worried. Cus I just gotta be like that ig. Anyway, after waiting i almost decided to reach under the bleachers, (by crawling under it to grab my phone because I thought it fell pretty far away) but when I looked under it to see where I even had to look, there it was, my phone. It was still turned on because I was on a whiteboard with some people and so I was, again, like: oh shit… lol… but I figured that it wasn’t a big deal. Which, I was right. I stuck my leg under the bleachers and shimmied my phone over to myself. Then, I stuck my arm under the bleachers and grabbed my phone. Immediately after that I thought, and I quote: “Wow. That was anticlimactic.”

Yeah that’s all.

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  iro

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it was for a bit but then I realized I was being dramatic

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  Beta

Wow that was intense-

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