Spamton: your mouth is white-

Rouxls: Before you smelled like Windows 95 and car air freshener. Y’know those crappy ones from gas stations that didn’t smell anything like they were supposed to. Honestly, I didn’t mind- Shit wait that’s not important-

Spamton: i even smell nice, holy shit

Rouxls: I know, I’m just saying- Anywho, Why would you hate it!? I can actually understand what you’re saying! Before I had to guess half the time. I actually got pretty good, even after we broke up.

Spamton: i have a boyfriend, rouxls
IM NOT USED TO NOT SOUNDING LIKE A GLITCHY RUBBER CHICKEN ON CRACK!
I SOUND LIKE A REAL MAN
AND I HATE IT!