Do you suffer from a lack of a father figure? Do you have clinical depression? Have you ever accidentally broken your mom’s favorite coffee cup and when she found out you did it she tied you to a bed and spanked you with a metal spatula? If you said yes to any of these things, I don’t care, and to keep it a bee, no one cares. You father should’ve put you on a washcloth.

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Wtf is wrong with you?