If spongebob was a soundcloud rapper (READ DESC)

(I was just minding my business, jellyfishing)
There was this bully right?
Didn’t even seem like the bully type
Walked right up to me and told me
“You look like a cookie bite.”
I said you could be right,
but me, I’m not the looky type
So I walked away and then he
hit me with a cooking knife
He said
“Did I tell ya you could walk away, sponge?”
I responded no and then he
hit me with an 8 punch
All up in my face and then
then I lost my patience
so I spent around and whipped out
2 of my rayguns
He said
“Oh no”
And then he tried to run away
But I said
“Oh no no lil homie”
“You messed up my day”
So I caught up to him
And punched him in the face
He said
“Ha ha ha ha”
Then he hit me with some mace
It left a taste but I
Absorbed it without a trace
Then I looked at him and said
I’m bout to put you in your place
So you better say your grace
Then I chopped him in the waist
These arms may be weak
But they gone leave you in a brace.
(This is the only part I remembered—)
Credit: YourBoySponge
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