My worst injury storytime but im gonna tell it in a funny way🌚🌚🌚

This shit happend when i was visiting the mountains🌚🌚🌚🖐 and i was 7 years old at the time
So my ass of.a hanging skills were at the playground and i was hanging onto a ✨hangy bar✨ thingy
And my stupid ass crusty dumpy shitty arms accidently let go of it🌚🌚🌚
So i fell onto the pavement and landed on my stomach🌚🌚🌚🌚🤓🤓🤓🤓
And i couldn't breathe i was fucking suffocating🌚🌚🌚✌✌✌
but i maanged to survive 🌚✌