the description is a joke but u wouldnt care

mr beast
what does he teach
blasphemy and greed
a youtube star
millions of views
but tell me
what would jesus do?
you see hes not
a christian channel
does he like the number of man?
ill bet somewhere he has a 666 tattoo

so please heed my warning
youre young your brains still forming
and father knows best
forget mr beast

the fact that beast
is in his name
is an affront to god
for shame!
ill not have any child of mine
worshipping the beast
NO!
here i draw the line

you must heed my warning
youre young your brains still forming
and father knows best
forget mr beast

please stop asking to have
mr beast burger for dinner
i make great healthy vegan burgers
(yum yum!)
stop saying you wish
your dad was chris the meme god
your real father david is a plumber
and someone to be looked up to
because he makes a difference in society

son you need to heed my warning
youre young your brains still forming
and father knows best
forget my beast
DONT WATCH MR BEAST!

  sevyzia

women try to be funny challenge (impossible!)

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