*you die*

Btw consuming shampoo is good because it gives you good breath 🤓

- Chugs an entire bottle of shampoo while also eating soap at the same time -

No

Actually, according to my calculations, YOUR calculations are a bit off.
Most shampoos contain chemicals and microplastics that aren't edible, and are highly toxic.🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓