*gives a small vial of black ink* ehhh this will put you through lots of pain but in a week you will heal good as new

*slurps blood* meep murp meeeeeep MEEP MEEP MEEP (idk whuts goin on but I LOVE BLOOD)

OMG!! TOO MUCH BLOOD *calls docters and feels scared*

Wha--*passes away again*

*appendix pops out* ooooohhhh *sad moaning*