Evan I swear to god if you hang yourself I will personally walk my ass down south and grab you take you to my place and force you to eat a cake I made you and take a nice hot bath and I will fucking pamper you to your wills end you fucking wonderful being I will spoil you don't you fucking dare test me bitch I will kill you with kindness you motherfucking bitch you are great and kind and funny and I will not let you die do you understand?!