my second worst injury storytime told in a funny way

*pretend my voice is in autotune*
when i was like 7 years old i was in the BAaAaAth
And then i saw a razor and thought;
OH MY GODD~~~ ITS A TOOTHBRUSH!!!😳😳😳

so,i picked it up🌚👌
And put it to my lips 👁👄👁
and then my lip started BLEEDINGgGGGgGG
and my mom took the razor away
And yeah🌚🌚😳😳