Plot of Battle for Douche island(UNFINISHED)

The movie starts with the BFB cast being their usual (or flanderized) selves. Then, Four appears out of nowhere, and asked if they wanted to play a game for a BFDI. The cast agrees to participate, and then make up their teams, forming 8 teams of 8 like they did in BFB, with the same formations from the original show, but with different names. Then Four announces the first contest is a dick-sucking contest, and that the team that sucks the most dicks will get a special reward. The contestants try to figure out how they can get their team to win the dick-sucking contest, and then team Balls loses because they didn't suck enough dicks. BEEP had sucked the most dicks thanks to Cloudy, so all of the members gained immunity for the next challenge and a free blowjob from X. The contestants vote in this movie. TV had been eliminated with 56 votes.

Then, Four announces the next challenge, which is a large wrestling match. After several hours of wrestling, the only two teams that haven't been considered safe yet are The Retards and Sup Niggas. The Retards lose and are up for elimination after Foldy sabotages their chance to win due to her massive hate for its members (as The Retards consists of the former iance members), and this time, there is no footage of her cheating. Snowball is then voted off because of his excessive woman abusing.

Four then announces the third challenge, which is similar to the last one, but you use abilities rather than fists. Four gives temporary powers to one contestant from each team, to which they are first paired with the contestant with the most similar abilities from another team. After about 7 hours, it was either BEEP or FUCKING DIE LOSER HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. The latter lost, and Eggy was eliminated because Loser hated her, so everyone else hated her.

The fourth challenge is to look at a webpage that parodies Encyclopedia Dramatica's "Offended", containing a long image that's just a compilation of graphic images of gore and BFDI/II rule 34. The contestants have to scroll through the whole entire page, and the team that has all or most of its members give up before finishing will lose. After approximately an hour, it's down to Ohyeahicyiloveyouiloveyouiloveyou and The Retards. The Retards lose again, and Fanny is voted off. Fanny gives a crappy feminist and homophobic speech before being eliminated.

The fifth challenge is, to celebrate Fanny's elimination, is to create the best party. The team with the worst party would be UFE. A few hours later, Ohyeahicyiloveyouiloveyouiloveyou had the best party, so they won immunity. Book's Next Murder Victims lost, so they were UFE. Taco was eliminated, with 54 votes. Lollipop and Teardrop had the second most votes, with one.

That night, the remaining FUCKING DIE LOSER HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 members book a smoking room at a hotel. The next day, they proceed to hotbox with a stash of weed in there and show up to the next challenge while high. Being under the influence during a challenge turns out to be against the rules, so they automatically lose. Pin is then voted off since it was her idea.

The next challenge is announced, and it's to see which can get the most drunk without passing out. The team that has all or most of its members pass out would lose. The "under the influence" rule doesn't apply to this challenge. eraser daddy uwu please stop loses the challenge because most of their members drank too much to the point they passed out. Pie is voted out for being too lazy.

The next challenge is the same as BFB 12's challenge. Pen is now Foldy, Foldy is now Cake, Cake is now Match, Match is now Bracelety, Bracelety is now Rocky, Rocky is now Blocky, Blocky is now Lollipop, and Lollipop is now Pen.

Sup Niggas wins first, as Foldy would never lust over Eraser. FUCKING DIE LOSER HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111! wins after seeing Cake's intense hatred for The Retards. BEEP wins after Balloony's child Rocky starts chanting for Ice Cube's team to win. Book's Next Murder Victims win after seeing how brutally Lollipop killed Ice Cube "for a prank". The Retards win after noticing how Match wasn't saying "like" multiple times and got angry when Lightning said Loser is overrated. Balls wins after Blocky barfs on Grassy for no reason. It's down to eraser daddy uwu please stop and Ohyeahicyiloveyouiloveyouiloveyou. Ohyeahicyiloveyouiloveyouiloveyou wins after Bracelety says the word "pence-pence", so eraser daddy uwu please stop is UFE. Black Hole is out because his name has "Black" in it, and people found that racist.

The next challenge is announced, which is simply a game of ping pong. Eraser complains about how the challenge is so easy, so Four screeches him. Pen complains about that, so Four screeches him too. Spongy and Barf Bag are hyped up, but their team loses. They are up for elimination, and Spongy is eliminated because of his weight.

Four then announces that the next challenge is to stay up all night for a whole entire week, and that the team that has all of its members fall asleep first will lose. During that week, Tree proceeds to have casual sex with 13 of the female contestants, including the girls on his team. Before the week even ends, Book's Next Murder Victims eventually loses. Book is eliminated with 69 votes. Snowball then somehow returns after being eliminated and sets everyone else on fire JUST BECAUSE.

After the elimination, the Announcer, now working as a reporter for a news station named "Ligma News", does a news report on the new season of BFDI. Then it cuts to a 20-minute gory scene of Blocky committing a massacre against clones of Star Wars sequel characters, before Four announces the next challenge, which is to reenact any scene from any famous movie, with all of the teams tying. After that, we cut to a scene where we see some of the characters counting to 108. It then cuts to a scene where the Announcer is about to get executed, but he gets saved by Two, a friend of his. After a 5-minute long eyecatch, we see Blocky running a prank house. He proceeds to show off his pranks for the next 20 minutes, then we get a rap battle between Golf Ball and 8ball. It didn't matter though, since they tied. Out of nowhere, several recommended characters (all the debuters from TPOT, and 13 new ones, Betamax, Swordy (who is basically a rip-off of Ragnarok from Soul Eater, without the jerk parts), Volleyball, Walkman, DVR, Hockey Puck, Audio Cassette, Rolodex, Volleyball, Zip Disk, Cowboy Hat, Cricket Ball, and MiniDisc) start stampeding towards Four, knocking him out. Luckily, Four manages to recover from the attack, and soon enough announces the next contest, which is a boat race, but not before Two gives an otherwise completely irrelevant speech.

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