Tavish: I still miss my other arm :,(

Benjamin: how did you loose it again??-
Tavish: ah dnt like talkin about it...
Benjamin: well ok that’s pretty understandable-
Tavish: BUT!- it all started one day. Back when I was at least in my early 20’s. A was dumb back then...
Benjamin: ok- but you really don’t need to tell me if you don’t wanna-
Tavish: AND THEN! I decided to climb up a mountain because A thought ah could do it. So I climbed up a random mountain for whot seemed like hours, or even weeks!......
Benjamin: ok. And you got hurt?
Tavish: NO!. .... I mean yes. BUT THEN WHEN I GOT TO THE ToP! Ah lost me footing and fell off the fuckin mountain! And kept falling! AND FALLING DOWN THE STEEP LEDGE OF IT!!!!
Benjamin: o>o......
Tavish: and then.... when I woke up, THE NEXT DAY!. I was stuck... my left arm was pinned under a huge fat boulder.
Benjamin: ow-
Tavish: Aye. So ye know whut ah did?
Benjamin: uhhhh- tried calling for help?
Tavish: NO!!! I BEGAN CUTTIN ME OWN ARM OFF!!!! WITH MY MOUTH!!!!
Benjamin: ........HAGAHAHAHAA!!!— WHAT NOW!!???— I’m sorry for laughing- but whatttt???- you cut your own arm off with your mouth????-
Tavish: AYE A DID!!! YE THINK ITS FUNNY!!????
Benjamin: . . . Of course not—.........
Tavish: I DID THAT BECAUSE I WAS IN DESPERATE NEED OF FOOD AND WATER AND THERE WAS A BIG STINKY BEAR HANGING AROUND THE AREA DID YE THINK I WANTED TO DIE!!!????
Benjamin: no...... but why didn’t you just use another rock to cut it off with??...
Tavish: .... actually. I dunno why-

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