Speaking of almost dying, when i was 5/4-ish in my old Tennessee house[TENNESSEE IS IMPORTANT], I had been diagnosed with a ba-a-ad version of the flu, the doctor[a kid doctor nobody else could figure out what it was] had asked my family if we’ve been out of country, and apparently, I had, -Inhale- A HONG KONG FREAKING VERSION OF THE FLU! THIS IS WHY I LIKE PARIS BETTER for French people, SALUT JE SUIS BK ET JE DÉTESTE HONG KONG MAINTENANT