Sndwich lore (real) but its in the description bc links are dumb

I wrote this down exactly how i wrote it on thw paper amd it was fucking painful.
Sndwich was a regular old sandwich until some dumb scientist dude decided to put some kind of acid shit in his sandwich and so the sandwich came alive (shocking, ik) and so the scientist dude just had a walking talking sandwich. anyways so the scientist dude was like ":(" but then he was like "WAIT i totally meant to do this" but sndwich was like "no fuck you and your mom" and ran with its stubby ass legs all the way home (which is a dumpster). So sndwich didnt like the name sandwich so it got rid of the a in sandwich to become sndwich. Then with its totally new identity, sndwich decided it wanted to cause mayhem and burnt down a sub sandwich shop cuz it hates subs lmao but since sndwich is a sandwich it couldn't be arrested cuz that'd be dumb. Sndwiches chaos ended up on the news and the scientist dude saw it and spit his coffee out cuz funny then went to get sndwich. So the scientist dude found sndwich and was like "SANDWICH" and sndwich was like "its sndwich now" so the scientist dude was like "SNDWICH" and sndwich was like "father" then the scientist got ran over by a car and died cuz he was standing in the middle of the road. "FATHER NOOOOOOOOO" sndwich cried. It went to go see the culprit who killed scientist dude and it was none other than ROBERT!! so sndwich broke roberts car window and was like "YOU KILLED MY FATHER!! NOW I KILL YOU!!!" But sndwich is the size of a literal sandwich so it was not able to kill robert xD. So roberts loke "you snooze you lose bozo" and threw sndwich out of his car and drove away. but sndwich realized it didnt even care about its father so it just shrugged it off and continued causing chaos.
THE END

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