MY DADDY ALSO WORKS AT NINTENDO AND HE TOLD ME THAT
HE TOLD ME THE ENTIRE PLOT OF THE MARIO MOVIE
SO it starts off with live action chris pratt stomping... koopas... in the original mario brothers arcade game right, then suddenly jack black comes in like "bro chris u cant even stomp koopas in this game dumbass"(yes theyre letting him curse ik crazy) and so like then chris punches jack black then jack black punches chris and then they somehow end up in the mario universe (dont ask how bc idk how) and so like Chris Pratt is like "what is this place" ofc and so like Keegan Michael Key is like [insert toad screams] then they go to mushroom kingdom bc thats what happened in the trailer
So then they in the mushroom kingdom and Jack Black is like "BWAHAHAHAHA I HAVE ANYA TAYLOR JOY AND UR SHORT SO U CANT GET HER BACK HAHANABAHWHAHAAA" then he just disappears bc the animators were too lazy to animate him walkimg away or sumn
Then chris pratt is like "oh no" then it cuts to the penguins then theyre like "do u yeild" and plot twist jack black does not (yay trailer stuff again) and so like then stuff happens idk stupid filler with fart jokes or something then chris pratt, keegan michael key, and charlie day find bowser
i mean jack black
Then keegan michael key and charlie day die somehow so chris pratt just does the fucking mario 64 boswe boss fight and he wins and hes like "so long gay jack black" then the end
Yeah
Its
An illumination movie
So it cant make sense obviously
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