ever had like a near death confession?

WELL when i was 10 I was playing in the ocean and SCRAPPED MYSELF SOME HOW and was BLEEDING. for context: i was on a dock that i have to pull myself on to in the middle of the ocean

and when i was 10 there was LIES going around 'a shark can smell blood a mile away' OR SMTH LIKE THAT and i thought the shark WOULD SMELL MY BLOOD

AND SO I STARTED CONFESSING 'MICHEL, im sorry when we were playing mother may i, i ACCIDENTLY grabbed your PRIVATE PART.'