TOP 10 REASONS WHY IM NOT SONIC‼️

1: IM GREEN HES BLUE
2: IM COOLER
3: I WEAR AN EPIC JACKET HE JUST WALKS AROUND NAKED WHAT A FUCKIMG WEIRDO
4: I FAST
6: MY SHOES ARE EPICER
7: I HAVE COOLER HAIR THAN HIM LIKE BRO WISHES HE LOOKED AS GOOD AS ME
8: SONIC IS GARBAGE
9: I OWN MULTIPLE GUNS UNLIKE HIM
10: UMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BECAUSE IM NOT SONIC
11: HES UGLY IM NOT UGLY

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