We are doing this roast tonight to help [insert Rj_12 roaster here] live out one of they sexual fantasies, to have a room full of they friends shit all over him.

A little known fact is that a long time ago [insert Rj_12 roaster here] used to work at McDonald’s. It was the last time anyone said about your work, "I’m lovin' it."

This is exciting [insert Rj_12 roaster here] right?? Well tell your face.

[insert Rj_12 roaster here] if laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

It’s nice to see such a diverse crowd here today. We’ve got Indians, Jews, Whites, and whatever the fuck [insert Rj_12 roaster here] is.