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You all know [insert Rj_12 roaster here] is my first and most longtime friend I have. What you may not know is that they’s also the first and most longtime customer of ProActive Acne Systems.

Good lord this is an ugly group of people. Holy shit, you know the crowd is ugly when we invited [insert Rj_12 roaster here] as eye candy.

And [insert Rj_12 roaster here] you’re looking pretty rough this evening. [insert Rj_12 roaster here] looks like if sweatpants were a person.

Getting married to you must’ve been rough. What was your wedding song? “How Much Is That Doggy In The Window?”

[insert Rj_12 roaster here] is so ugly they’s been the only one ever rejected from Queer Eye for the Straight guy.

[insert Rj_12 roaster here] is so ugly in October when they went to the haunted house they handed they an application.

[insert Rj_12 roaster here]’s psychiatrist said they was crazy and they said they wanted a second opinion. The psychiatrist said “Okay, you're ugly too.”

[insert Rj_12 roaster here]’s nose is so big they Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.

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