You see this.. thing running towards you.

It has a gun in its hand, pointing straight at your face, and you postulate it has ammunition in it. It has a saccharine yet sinister smirk on its face. You feel that you could probably play tic tac toe on its cyclopean forehead. It tells you it will shoot if you don't give it the drugs it had suppositiously asked you for a few months ago, yet you have no recollection of meeting this hedgehog-like creature. What do you do?

  idiotsndwich IS DEAD

"..." it sighs, endeavoring to not get mad. "Heedfully auricularly discern kid I'll make a deal," it commences, "you give me the drugs, I pay you a shitload of mazuma."

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  idiotsndwich IS DEAD

"Listen here bub," it says as it pulls an arbitrary table from out of its pocket. It slams its hand on the table and perpetuates, "If you don't give me my fucking drugs, this will be the last face you see."

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