im santa clause (desc)

but im a retired man on my 3rd divorce and have to nick things from the gas station this year
what does everyone want for christmas (under 5$ bc im a poor old bearded man)
and im balding
ho ho ho!

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MonkeysAreCool_b

no uwu

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MonkeysAreCool_b

(⁠ ✧w✧⁠)🔪

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no dont "uwu" me

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( uwu)🔪

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*gremlin noises*

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