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I love men
Men are hot
IM CALLING POLICE FOR THAT
*calls*
POLICE THE OLDMAN SAID THAT HE HATE MEN
HES NOT GAY
SEND HELP!!

*GASPS-*
YOU'RE CALLING ME A FLOOFIN OLD MANN ?!
I hate men
*calls*
Police?!
There’s an old woman calling me AN OLD MAN-
THAT IS EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE cause-
I don’t like men-
AHEM-
BUT- umm-
Uh- except my uncles, grandpa and dad, I HATE MEN

Hhaah . Btw I'm gonna call police
*calls911*
H-h-hey police...
T-there ...... an...
A-a-an...
THERE AN OLD MAN STALKING ON ME AND HE WANNA KIDNAP ME

Oh yes I will >:3 -
* Dials 911 *
POLICE-
THERE’S THIS HOT WOMANN WHO HAS AN EVEN HOTTWER HUSBANDO-
I mean-
your mom-
No wait-
Bye
*cancels call*