Splatoon 2 spoilers hahah I'll tell you agent 8 backstory

Agent 8 was battling gramps apprentice agent 3 until.. SOMETHING attacked them and then they got tooken to different places or something- But before that 8's mind was BRAINWASHED BY BACKSTABBING JERKS. Until she heard the calamari inkantation and got her mind back to normal. Then gramps heard 8 singing the calamari inkantation and found her. They got a bit lost until they saw some telephone dude and the phone was ringing. 8 picked it up and a random guy responded with, "YO YO YO, WHAT'S UP PARTY DUDES WHAT IS Y'ALL UP TO?? " something like that. Oh yeah the telephone guy called 8, "10, 008" but gramps was like "10,008 that's a long let's change it to agent 8" but apparently the internet was like that's too long let's change it to 8! Ok continue. So 8 picked up a weird phone thingie and a train came when she picked it up. When she went in the train there was a sea cucumber named S. Q cumber. Not joking. 8 then had to pass a few tests and gramps tried to call agent 3 but WHOOPS wrong number. But that "wrong number' was actually pearl and marina! They are two idols. Pearl was rapping really good and gramps started rapping really bad. Marina stopped them and helped 8 with the tests. The phone dude/guy said something about " Four thangs" when 8 got all the thangs they were all going to the "promised Land's" BUT TURNS OUT THE FOUR THANGS MAKE A [WORD NOT FOUND] AND THEY WERE GOING TO GET SMOOTHIED!!! but then agent 3 came to help and rescued 8 and gramps! But she also got knocked out 😅. 8 went to the place 3 broke through and SHE DIDN'T HAVE A WEAPON!! Then she had to pass some tests again and then- OH MY LORD SHE'S GONNA BATTLE AGENT 3 AGAIN!!! but this time agent 3 is brainwashed with some weird goo. 8 DID defeat her but she got knocked out again. And now she's outside and PHONE GUY TURNS OUT TO BE A BAD GUY AND- oh never mind pearl yells so loud it defeat phone dude. Haha that's all

See all 0 comments