-disappears into thin air with the briefcase-

“I’m aware, but this is also my auction, and as such my responsibility to overemphasize every purchase within the area.”

“I think he was talking to me….”

Stranger giving the Walmart dragon a briefcase

‘Wow this is incredibly easy!’

“And sold to the random blank faced goober for 1 trillion dollars!”

“Thank you!!!”

Random stranger:I buy that for a trillion dollars!!

Sold!!