Well remember that one time back in eighty-three, when you got accused of being a tyrannical monster the enslaved an entire nest of dragons and reverted to cannibalism even though the actual culprit was a doppelganger by the name of "The Red Death". Remember how I defended you in the court of law, and you told me you would pay my lawyer expenses later, and then fourty years later I haven't received so much as a dime. Your total comes to about 690 gold pieces.
