Defo a true story of how the manager stole me chips : I grab him by the scruff ye and I scream GIMME ME FOKIN CHIP , BANG , manager's on the floor , red nose , fucking knocked out on the floor , security's come over and I've gone fuck off fuck off DOOSH , 3 of them on the floor knocked out , riot police coming , i thought , ah let's all have it , all of them holding there guns shouting GET UR HANDS UP IN THE AIR , I've gone , I'm not even joking , backfliped over the bullets , landed on the van like a proper spiderman , landed on the van , I picked up the van by the top I've gone I JUST WANT MY CHIPS , threw the van across the motorway , m62's now shut off , bc I just fuckign lobbed a van on there , ye , the army are coming , tanks , the tanks right , a tank BOOOM shoots , I jump on the missile and glide home , this story is 100% true , defo
