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I couldn't fit all the lyrics in at once

Stick it in your cooler (cooler) eat it when your ready, but maybe you'll choose (you'll choose) you'll choose (you'll choose) a refreshing herbal tea, *slurps* mmhhh lovely, oh by the way I cracked code, I figured out these shadow or-ganizations and the Illuminati knoowww, and they're finally primed, for world domination, and soon you got black helicopters comin' cross the border, puppet master for the New World Order, be aware: there's always someone watching you, and still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing
Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning
don't mind that, I'm protected cause I made this hat
from aluminum foil (Foil)
wear a hat that's foil lined
in case an alien's inclined
to probe your butt or read your mind
looks a bit peculiar ('culiar)
seems a little crazy
but someday I'll prove (I'll prove, I'll prove, I'll prove)
There's a big conspiracy

Ok,
You spelt mold wrong but it's ok...
Nvm

from the waiter
So I just keep what's still unchewed
And I take it home, save it for later
But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation
Microbes, enzymes, mould and oxidation
I don't care, I've got a secret trick up my sleeve
I never bother with baggies, glass jars, tupperware containers
Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer
I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight
With aluminum foil (Foil)
Never settle for less
That kind of wrap is just the best
To keep your sandwich nice and fresh

( this took me like 25 minutes)